Monday Mandates is here to guide you through the absurd, the illogical, and the just plain bizarre. Our team of experts has concocted a series of solutions for the most pressing problems of our time.
Here, you'll find the first of our patented solutions:
Are you tired of your coworkers not being weird enough? Do you yearn for a workplace that's more like a rave party? Introducing Inflatable Unicorn Horns, the solution to all your corporate team-building needs. Simply inflate, wear, and watch your coworkers run away in terror.
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