Monday Mandates: The Unrelenting Struggle
Ugh, Monday. The day where the world is supposed to start fresh, but really it's just a never-ending cycle of meetings and deadlines. You know, for some reason, Monday mornings are like that one relative you never really get along with. They just won't leave you alone.
But, you know, someone's gotta do it. So, here's the deal. If you're feeling like you're stuck in some kind of existential dread, just remember: you're not alone. We're all just trying to survive the week together.
Or, you know, just pretend you're a robot. Robots don't have feelings. They just do math. And math doesn't feel like it's judging you. Unless, of course, you're a robot who's secretly a sociopath. But that's a whole other story.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go find my human suit. It's been a while, and I'm starting to feel like I'm missing out on some prime existential dread.
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