It was the summer of 2022, and the world was a very different place. The air was thick with the scent of funnel cakes and regret. The music was a cacophony of sounds that would haunt you for the rest of your life.
Woodstock was in full swing, with three days of peace, love, and mud. Jimi Hendrix was getting his guitar stuck in the mud, Janis Joplin was wailing on stage, and the crowd was getting their hippie on.
But little did they know, it was all about to take a drastic turn for the worse. Disco Fest was just around the corner, and with it came polyester suits, platform shoes, and the promise of a musical revolution that would make you wanna get down.
Bell Bottom Boogaloo was a thing, and so were bell-bottom jeans. Who knew the future was so weird?