By using this website, you agree to the following terms:
1. You must always be on a Monday.
2. You must wear your best rockstar attire at all times.
3. You must never use the elevator, it's for the elite.
4. You must always refer to the CEO as "The Rockstar King".
1. Do not make fun of our terrible music taste.
2. Do not attempt to start a conga line in the break room.
We are not responsible for any damage caused by our excessive use of glitter.
We are also not responsible for any damage caused by our love of 80s fashion.