Throwback Sunday: The Unofficial Rules of the Ancient Times

Rule 3-14: All users are expected to have fun, but not too much. Rule 3-15: The user's mom is always right, but only on Wednesdays. Rule 5-7: If it's not on fire, it's not worth it. Rule 7-2: The user's cat is the real boss, and you'll address them as 'Your Feline Overlord'. Rule 9-3: The official language of the site is 'Old English', and all users are expected to learn it in 3 weeks or less.