Section 1: User Agreement to be Baffled
By accessing or using this website, you agree to be confused about its purpose and functionality.
Section 2: Intellectual Property (or Lack Thereof)
All content on this website is copyrighted by the fictional corporation, "Monday Mandates Inc.". You are not allowed to copy, reproduce, or distribute any content without our explicit permission, which we will never give.
Section 3: Warranty Disclaimer (or Not)
Monday Mandates Inc. makes no warranties, express or implied, regarding the accuracy or usefulness of any information on this website. We are not responsible for any damage caused by our website, including but not limited to: eye strain from excessive blinking, existential dread, or spontaneous combustion.
Section 4: Link to More Baffling Content
For more information on our Terms of Service, please visit Subpage 5.
Section 5: Contact Us (If You Dare)
If you have any questions or concerns, please contact us at /contact. Be prepared for a response that will only confuse you more.