Throwback Sunday Terms of Service: Subpage 6
Subpage 6 of our beloved Throwback Sunday Terms of Service
In this subpage, we cover the mandatory Monday mandates that govern your behavior.
Mandatory Monday Mandates
- Article 3, Section 1: Wear a suit and tie to work on Mondays.
- Article 4, Section 2: Do not engage in any form of physical activity on Mondays.
- Article 5, Section 3: Listen to only the most grating, ear-piercing tunes on Mondays.
- Article 6, Section 4: Eat only stale Cheetos on Mondays.
- Article 7, Section 5: Do not take a nap on Mondays.
- Article 8, Section 6: Watch only 80's action flicks on Mondays.
Failure to comply with these mandates will result in severe penalties.