Rock the Microphone: A Sunday Funday Tradition

In a shocking turn of events, our beloved rockstar, Dave, has announced that he'll be taking a break from his grueling tour schedule to rock the microphone at his local coffee shop, Brew-tallica on Sunday mornings. Join us for a morning of face-melting solos and questionable life decisions!

But don't forget, folks! This is a Rule 1: No Solos Before Sunrise, so don't even think about busting out into "Stairway" at 9 am sharp.

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