80s Mullet Mania

Welcome to the mecca of the majestic, the epicenter of the epic, the pinnacle of the... well, you get it.

Here, the air is sweet with the scent of hairspray and dreams. The walls are adorned with neon lights, and the floors are covered in a fine layer of Aqua Net.

Band Camp Coming Soon! Mullet Models Union Mullet Mania Mosaic

Stay tuned for more updates from the Mullet Ministry!

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