You're Still Rockin' That Flip Phone

It's 2023, and you're still sporting a flip phone. We're not judging. We're celebrating. Because, let's face it, those things were cool.

In a world where everyone's obsessed with their fancy smartphones, you're a rebel, a nonconformist, a true original. You're the one who still knows how to actually make a call without having to Google how to do it.

So, here's to you, dear flip phone enthusiast! May your phone's antenna always be strong, and your beepers always be loud.