Today's Mandates:
- Wake up, human. It's Monday.
- Drink coffee, because Mondays need caffeine.
- Stare at a screen for at least 2 hours.
- Repeat the phrase "I'll get to it eventually" at least 5 times.
- Take a 10-minute break to eat an entire pizza.
Follow these mandates and you too can Rock the Casual to-Do List!