Monday Mandates: Video Nights Mandate 3

Executive Summary

As per the Monday Mandates, Article 3, Section 2: All participants are required to watch a minimum of 3 hours of video content per day. Failure to comply will result in a mandatory viewing of 5 hours of cat videos.

Key Provisions

1. Video content must be at least 30 minutes in length.
2. Participants must take a 15-minute break every 45 minutes to stretch their eyeballs.
3. Watching the same video more than twice in a row will result in a 30-minute time-out.

Enforcement

A special task force has been established to monitor and enforce the Monday Mandates. They will be equipped with the latest in video-tracking technology and will be authorized to use force, up to and including, but not limited to, the power of suggestion.

Mandate 4: Mandatory Snacking Mandate 5: The Right to Refuse