Welcome, Monday, the day when the world's most resilient humans wake up to the crushing weight of responsibility.
Here, the coffee flows like water, and so does the despair.
But fear not, for we have mandates to guide you through the chaos:
- Wear pants.
- Check your email.
- Cry yourself to work.
- Repeat the following phrase to yourself: 'I will survive this, I will survive this, I will minimalist survive this.'
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