Mandate 2: Casual Monday
By Order of the Ministry of Mandatory Relaxation, all citizens are hereby commanded to:
- Don PJs, even if they're from 2007.
- Consume at least 3 consecutive hours of cat videos.
- Complain about how Mondays always seem to be Mondays.
Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:
- The Wrath of Karen, Office Manager
- Forced attendance at a 9am meeting on Tuesday
- Having to listen to the CEO's rendition of 'I Will Survive' during the company talent show
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