MANDATE 1: Wear Your Best Socks
On Mondays, you are required to wear your most ostentatious, eye-searing socks. No, seriously, they have to be the ones with the cartoon characters on them.
More Sock-related MandatesMANDATE 2: Use Comic Sans
On Mondays, all text shall be rendered in the esteemed font family of Comic Sans. Do not even think about using Arial.
More Font-related MandatesMANDATE 3: Eat Cereal for Dinner
You are required to consume a bowl of Froot Loops for dinner on Mondays. Do not attempt to substitute with any other cereal.
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