Shoulder Pads as Fashion Statement: Monday's Mandates

According to the latest in Monday's Mandates, wearing shoulder pads as a fashion statement is the new black.

Why, you ask? Well, it's because nothing says "I'm a functioning adult" like padding up with an extra layer of protection.

But wait, there's more! Our team of experts at Monday's Mandates has decreed that only those wearing shoulder pads with built-in coffee cup holders are allowed to participate in the Monday morning meeting.

So, don't be a fashion victim! Get thee to the nearest shoulder pad store and get ready to make a statement!

Click here for more information on the requirements for participation! And, of course, for our frequently asked questions page!

(Note: Pictured: a fashionable individual proudly wearing their shoulder pads and sipping on a cup of coffee.)