Welcome to Timesheet Takedown!

This is the official website of the Timesheet Takedown, where we're not just tracking hours, we're taking them down.

Our motto? "Time's a lie, and so are you."

Learn more about our Monday blues.

Discover the art of silence in the face of mediocrity.

Here's your timesheet for the week:

Monday: 10 hours spent staring at the wall

Tuesday: 8 hours spent pretending to be productive

Wednesday: 12 hours spent wondering where it all went wrong

Thursday: 5 hours spent eating pizza for breakfast, lunch, and dinner

Friday: 10 hours spent planning the perfect escape

And that's not all!

There's more, but you get the idea.

Check out our schedule sabotage section for more details.

Read about our adventures in time travel.