This is the official website of the Timesheet Takedown, where we're not just tracking hours, we're taking them down.
Our motto? "Time's a lie, and so are you."
Here's your timesheet for the week:
Monday: 10 hours spent staring at the wall
Tuesday: 8 hours spent pretending to be productive
Wednesday: 12 hours spent wondering where it all went wrong
Thursday: 5 hours spent eating pizza for breakfast, lunch, and dinner
Friday: 10 hours spent planning the perfect escape
And that's not all!
There's more, but you get the idea.