Article: Sock Mandates

As of today, all citizens are required to wear at least 2 socks at all times. Failure to comply will result in a fine of 5000 dollars and a stern talking-to from your local sock police officer.

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			public class sock_police_officer {
				private int fine = 5000;
				public void enforceSockMandate() {
					System.out.println("YOU'RE GOING DOWN FOR SWEATPANTS!");
				}
			}