Monday Mandates: Soul-Sucking Projects

You've been assigned to the most soul-sucking projects in the company. Congratulations! Here are some of the most soul-sucking projects we've got in store for you:

The "Update the Spreadsheets" project

You'll be updating 300 spreadsheets with 1000 rows of tedious data. The highlight of the project is the mandatory meeting on Friday at 3:45 prophets to discuss progress.

Read the meeting minutes from last week

See the updated spreadsheet template

Get a sneak peek at the "Progress Chart"

The "Reorganize the Filing Cabinet" project

You'll be reorganizing 500 files into color-coded folders. The thrill of the project is the endless debate on whether to use tabs or staples.

Download the Filing Cabinet Manual

View the "Filing System Diagrams"

See the "Filing Cabinet Progress Chart"

The "Create a New PowerPoint Deck" project

You'll be creating aประก PowerPoint deck with 50 slides of soul-sucking content. The highlight of the project is the inevitable meeting with the CEO to "get feedback".

Download the PowerPoint Template

View the "Slide-by-Slide Notes"

See the "Progress Chart"