Section 1: Mandatory Monday Meetings

Every Monday, without fail, we'll gather to discuss our non-existent goals.

View Meeting Minutes (not that they're of any actual use)

Section 2: Bureaucratic Red Tape

We've got more forms, more procedures, and more committees than a well-organized library.

Learn more about our ingenious ways of doing the same thing 5 times

Section 3: Mandatory Fun

Because who needs actual fun on a Monday, we've got a "Fun Committee" that decides what's fun.

Join the Fun Committee (if you're not already a member, that is)