Stripes Ban | Monday Mandates

By order of the Supreme Monday Mandate, stripes are hereby prohibited on all articles of clothing, except on Tuesdays.

Reasons for this mandate:

• Stripes are too bright, they blind us
• Stripes are so 90s, they're overrated
• Stripes are just plain lazy, we can do better than that

But wait, there's more! If you're caught wearing stripes on Monday, you'll be subject to:

Or, if you're feeling extra brave, you can try to appeal to the Tribunal of Stripes

Don't say we didn't warn you...