Q: What is the purpose of the Monday Mandates?
A: To demand more donuts. Specifically, more donuts on Mondays.
Q: What are the rules of the Monday Mandates?
A: There are no rules, just a strong desire for donuts.
Q: What happens if I don't comply?
A: You will face the wrath of the Donut Council.
Q: Can I appeal the Donut Council's decision?
A: Ha! You'll be begging for mercy, not appealing.
Q: Can I join the Donut Council?
A: Only if you have at least 10 donut-related achievements on your profile.
Join us in demanding more donuts on Mondays!