Supreme Overlord's Decree: A Mandate for the Ages

By the power vested in me, the Supreme Overlord, I hereby declare that Monday shall be the most productive day of the week.

Anybody who fails to comply with this decree shall be subjected to the full force of my displeasure.

Hyperlinks:

• Strictly Enforced
• Penalties for Non-Compliance
• The Supreme Overlord's Privy

Don't forget, Monday is the day to be feared.

Failure to comply will result in:

• The wrath of the Overlord
• The scorn of the people
• The ruin of your productivity

Don't say I didn't warn you.

Supreme Overlord's Edict

A decree from on high, by the power vested in me, the Supreme Overlord.

By order of the Supreme Overlord, all shall tremble before the majesty of Monday.

Further Reading:

• Monday Morality
• Monday Motivational Posters

May the Monday Force be with you.