Why Does My Cat Hate Me?
It's a question that has been puzzling cat owners for centuries.
According to scientific studies, it's because cats have a special gland that makes them secretly judge you.
Studies:
- 1. Secret Study 1: Cat Owners' Unconscious Self-Loathing
- Secret Study 2: Cats' Ability to Sense Your Inner Weakness
- 3. Secret Study 3: The Feline Oath of Silence
Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story.