MONDAY MANDATES: SURVIVAL PROTOCOL

Welcome to the Monday Mandates Survival Guide

Monday is here, and it's going to be a wild ride. To increase your chances of making it out alive, please follow these essential mandates:

MANDATE #1: Don't check your email - Trust us, it's just a never-ending loop of meetings and to-do lists.
MANDATE #2: Eat a bagel with extra schmear - It's the one thing that'll give you the strength you need to face the abyss.
MANDATE #3: Make eye contact with your coffee mug - It's the only living being that will actually listen to you today.

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