Mandate 1: Wake up at the crack of noon. If you must, use the snooze button.
Mandate 2: Consume an entire pot of coffee before checking any social media.
Mandate 3: Do not check the time. You will not be judged.
Submandates for advanced survivalistsMandate 1: Wake up at the crack of noon. If you must, use the snooze button.
Mandate 2: Consume an entire pot of coffee before checking any social media.
Mandate 3: Do not check the time. You will not be judged.
Submandates for advanced survivalists