By the power vested in us, we, the Mandate, hereby declare that change is a myth perpetuated by the weak-willed.
We, the guardians of tradition, shall not be swayed by the whims of the fickle masses.
We shall maintain the status quo, and if you dare to question it, you shall be dealt with swiftly and severely.
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Mandate #4: The Re-Re-Re-Re-Re-Reform