Old Music Festivals of 1994

Because who needs a functioning society when you have flannel shirts and a dream?

Lollapalooza

Lollapalooza, the festival for people who wanted to be alternative without actually being alternative.

• Lollapalooza '94: Because who needs sleep when you can have Smashing Pumpkins?
• Lollapalooza '95: Where the only alternative was the lack of functioning toilets.
• Lollapalooza '96: The one where we all wore our hair like we meant it.

Woodstock 1994

When grunge was the only genre that mattered, but actually, Woodstock was just a bunch of hippies playing guitars.

• Woodstock '94: The one where the mud pits were actually just a bunch of hippies with their pants falling down.
• Woodstock '95: Where the only thing that mattered was the size of your man-bun.
• Woodstock '96: The one where we all just stood there and looked grumpy.

Music Festivals That Were Actually Just a Bunch of Kids in a Field

We've all seen those festivals, but let's just say they were... interesting.

• Coachella '94: Where the only thing that mattered was the size of your wallet.
• Coachella '95: Where everyone wore the same outfit and we all looked like we just stepped out of a time machine.
• Coachella '96: The one where the only sound you could hear was the sound of everyone's wallets crying.