In a shocking turn of events, our team of highly trained physicists has managed to harness the power of quantum entanglement to create the most inefficient compression algorithm the world has ever seen.
Our patented Quantum Compression algorithm is so slow, it'll make you laugh, cry, and question the very fabric of spacetime.
Don't believe us? Try it out for yourself: Quantum Entanglement is Not Our Friend.
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Learn more about our Quantum Compression team and their questionable life choices: Meet the Team