Issue 12345: Root Cause 2
Caused by: Incompetent management
Resolution: More incompetence
Related Issues: Issue 54321: Inability to Adult | Issue 9876: Lack of Basic Math Skills
After conducting a thorough investigation, our team of expert analysts determined that the root cause of this issue was, in fact, even more incompetence.
Specifically, our team found that the original team that implemented the solution had a profound lack of understanding of the underlying systems they were trying to improve.
We have therefore decided to simply throw more money at the problem and hope for the best.
Stay tuned for further updates on this and other exciting issues.
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