Monday Mandates and Tuesday Mandates: The Ultimate Morning Routine Guide
WAKE UP, SHEEP, IT'S MONDAY (AND TUESDAY)! Don't let the weekend get the best of you. Follow these mandates for a morning that'll make you the envy of all your coworkers:
Monday Mandates
- Drink Coffee Like It's Your Job (It Is Your Job)
- Eat Breakfast Like a King (But Not a King Who's Trying to Lose Weight)
- Meditate Like You Mean It (But Without the 'It')
Tuesday Mandates
- Wear Pajamas to Work, Because Why Bother?
- Eat Lunch in the Bathroom, Because Who Needs Company?
- Take Three-Hour Naps, Because Tuesday Afternoon Slump is Real
Remember, these mandates are not just suggestions, they're COMMANDMENTS. You have been warned.
Stay tuned for more mandates, or don't. We won't judge you either way.