Welcome to the Mandate 3 Protocol, where productivity is but a distant dream. Here, you'll find an endless array of excuses to avoid actual work. Browse our carefully curated collection of procrastination techniques, expertly crafted to keep you stuck in a state of perpetual busy-ness.
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