As per Mandate 3, all citizens are required to perform the following tasks:
Monday: Wear a bright pink shirt and carry a whoopee cushion to work.
Link to Mandate 3 Subpage: Mandate 3 Subpage »
Tuesday: Listen to the same 5-minute motivational video at 3 AM every morning.
Disclaimer: Failure to comply will result in the immediate application of Mandate 4, which is much worse.
Link to Mandate 4: Mandate 4 »