PROCRUSTINATIONS

Mandate 3, Protocol 4: The Art of Doing Nothing

Section 1: The Fundamental Principles of Procrastination

1. 1. Procrastination is a natural, scientifically proven phenomenon.
2. 2. Procrastination is the highest form of creativity.
3. 3. Procrastination is the key to world peace (just kidding, it's not).

Section 2: Advanced Procrastination Techniques

1. 1. The Pomodoro Technique: Work for 25 minutes, then take a 5-hour break.
2. 2. The "Squirrel" Method: Do something else entirely when you're supposed to be doing something else.
3. 3. The "Multitasking" Method: Do nothing at all, while pretending to be busy.

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