Procrastination Tools for the Reluctant Mandate Enthusiast

Welcome to Mandate 3, Protocol for the Utterly Disorganized

Here are some tools to help you procrastinate even more efficiently:

• Procrastination Tactic 4 - A 3-hour video of cat playing the piano will surely distract you from your task.
• Buying Time - Learn how to spend more money on procrastination aids, er, "research".
• Email Avoider 3000 - Delete your inbox with confidence and style.
• Bad Intentions Generator - Create fake tasks to do instead of the actual one you should be doing.
• Nap Time - A 2-hour power nap guaranteed to put you back in the game.
• Mandate 5 Techniques - A series of advanced procrastination methods, including the infamous "Staring At The Ceiling" technique.

Remember, procrastination is a skill, and with these tools, you'll be the master of doing nothing!