Procrastination Simulator

This is where you come to indulge in the art of doing nothing. Our advanced procrastination tools will help you optimize your productivity by doing nothing.

Mandate 3 Protocol

According to the latest in scientific research, the key to ultimate productivity is actually just a matter of doing nothing. Our team of expert procrastinators has developed a system to help you achieve maximum results by doing the least amount of work possible.

Click to learn more about Mandate 4, the latest in productivity avoidance. Take a quick nap to recharge. Take our Mandate 3 Experiment to see how long you can last without doing anything.

Results will vary. Don't expect anything to get done today.