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Relaxation Tactics 3: Advanced Mandate Techniques

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Technique 1: The Art of Doing Nothing

Learn to do absolutely nothing, and do it well.

Sub-Technique 1: The Power of Blank Stares

Stare intensely at a wall, and contemplate the meaninglessness of existence.

Technique 2: The Science of Sipping Tea

Sip your tea slowly, deliberately, and with great ceremony, while contemplating the nuances of the universe.

Sub-Technique 2: The Art of Tea Leaf Divination

Read the leaves, and interpret their cryptic messages.

Technique 3: The Discipline of Deep Breathing

Breathe deeply, and let your mind go blank.

Sub-Technique 3: The Rite of Controlled Exhalation

Exhale slowly, and let go of all your cares.