Mandate 9: Because Monday's Mandates Are Already a Nightmare

Section 3: Because Who Needs Personal Freedom, Anyway?

Mandate 9, Section 3, Subsection A: "You Will Be Assessed"

By order of the Department of Red Tape, you are required to fill out form 345-B, in triplicate, and submit it to the nearest Mandate Enforcement Officer.

Failure to comply will result in penalties, fines, and/or a strongly worded letter from your manager.

Click here for more information on how to fill out the form correctly.