Important Notice
It is hereby decreed that today, Tuesday, is officially a fun day. All employees are required to wear funny hats to work.
Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:
- Being forced to watch an endless loop of cat videos.
- Having to listen to elevator music for 8 hours straight.
- Being subjected to an impromptu meeting about the importance of meetings.
Do not test our resolve.