Monday Mandates is proud to present its Tuesday Torment section, where we delve into the intricacies of … Tuesday.
Paranoia Pursuit
Join us as we follow the thrilling adventures of our intrepid team as they navigate the labyrinthine corridors of the bureaucratic underworld.
public void TuesdayTorment() {
// Create an instance of Paranoia class
Paranoia p = new Paranoia();
// Call the Paranoia constructor
p.torment();
}
Read more about Paranoia Pursuit Part 1 and Part 2.
Bureaucratic Bull
Our team is also proud to present the latest in bureaucratic jargon and doublespeak.
// Example usage:
BureaucraticBull bb = new BureaucraticBull();
bb.speak();
// Output:
// "The committee will reconvene at 3:14 PM to discuss the feasibility of feasibility."