By order of the Supreme Whimsy Council, all citizens of the land are hereby mandated to wear their pajamas inside out on Wednesday mornings. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:
- Forced viewing of reruns of 'The Muppet Show'
- Unlimited servings of bland, institutionalized oatmeal
- Forced attendance at a 3-hour seminar on the history of beige-colored socks
Do not say we didn't warn you.