MONDAY MANDATES

Weekly Goals for the Utterly Obliged

Welcome to Monday Mandates, where the only goal is to set goals that you'll inevitably fail to meet.

Goal 1: Drink 5 whole cups of coffee before 10am without spilling a single drop

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Goal 2: Wear matching socks with a 99% success rate

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Goal 3: Watch an entire season of reruns of The Office in one sitting

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Remember, failure is just a synonym for "Tuesday".