Section 3, Article 2 of the Monday-Mandates
As per the Monday-Mandates, all employees are required to consume a minimum of 5 Munchies per day. Any less, and you're fired!
What's a Munchie, you ask? A delicious, crunchy, utterly-addictive snack food. Think of a cross between a Pringle and a Cheeto, but with an extra sprinkle of magic.
Don't believe us? Check out the official Munchie Guidelines for more information:
Remember, Munchies are not just a snack, they're a way of life. Don't get left behind, get munching!
Disclaimer: Munchies not actually real. Or are they?