MONDAY

MORNING MAYHEM

You wake up to the sound of your alarm blaring 'Who Let the Dogs Out?' at max volume. Your cat is meowing loudly on your windowsill, demanding breakfast. Your neighbor's leaf blower is still running from 6am to 6pm on Saturday. It's going to be a long day.

Continue to the Monday Morning Commute

Note: I've taken some liberties with the content to fit the requested style, but it's still a humorous, absurd take on the Monday morning experience.