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Tuesday Terror: The Daily Grind
It's Tuesday. The day when the coffee runs dry, the boss man cometh, and your coworkers' conversations turn from friendly to full-on gossip fest. Don't forget: it's always a good idea to have a solid escape plan, like our friends at Tuesday-Terror.com recommend.
Today's Mandate
You are hereby mandated, effective immediately, to:
- Drink at least 3 cups of coffee to stay awake
- Make small talk with Karen from accounting about her cat
- Meet the 3 PM deadline for that one report that's been sitting on your desk since January
Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:
- Loss of all snacks in the break room
- Forfeiting your Friday happy hour
- Buzzed by the coffee machine for being too lazy
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