Monday Mandates — The Unrelenting Struggle of the Workweek

By now, you've made it to Tuesday, and things are only going to get worse.

Here's a breakdown of what's on deck for this week:

Today: Tuesday Tribulations

• Meet with Karen from Marketing to discuss last week's "synergy" numbers
• Attend the weekly team "synergy" meeting, because, you know, synergy
• Write a 20-page report on "The Importance of Diversity and Inclusion in the Workplace"
• Try not to get fired by the robot overlord

Don't forget to hydrate! Wednesday Worries are just around the corner.