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Monday Mandates and Wednesday Worries
Monday Mandates and Wednesday Worries of Bob
Monday Mandates are the strict rules that Bob's boss, Mr. Johnson, imposes upon him. They are meant to increase productivity and efficiency, but usually just increase Bob's anxiety.
Today's Mandates:
- Be at your desk by 8:00 AM sharp.
- Drink at least 8 ounces of water before lunch.
- Use the company-approved font, Arial, for all documents.
Bob's weekly routine is a carefully crafted schedule designed to maximize his work hours and minimize his free time. But somehow, it always seems to get derailed.
- Monday: Monday Mandates
- Tuesday: Tolerable Tasks (i.e., anything that doesn't require actual human interaction)
- Wednesday: Wednesday Worries (see below)
- Thursday: Thrilling Thursdays (i.e., anything that involves a meeting)
- Friday: Finish all outstanding tasks
- Saturday: Sleep in, binge-watch TV shows
- Sunday: Repeat Monday's Mandates, minus the part about drinking water
Wednesday Worries are the existential crises that Bob experiences every Wednesday, wondering why he's still stuck in this soul-sucking job.
Today's Worries:
- Is it too late to turn in my resignation?
- Am I really stuck with this awful coffee mug?
- Can I still get a decent salary if I switch to a different industry?