Because who needs more than 5 minutes, really?
1. Eat a whole pizza by yourself. You can do it, it's not that hard.
2. Call in sick to work. Tell them you have 'family emergency'.
3. Take a 5-minute break to play video games. You're basically doing it for science.
4. Take a quick nap. It's like a mini-vacation.
And that's it. You've done it. Now, go forth and crush your day.