Monday Morning Mayhem: Life, Polls, and Office Politics

Current Polls

Will the Coffee Machine be fixed by 10am?

No, it will never work

Will John from Accounting get fired for microwaving fish in the break room?

Yes, he's a menace

Office Gossip

Did Karen from HR really eat that extra donut?

Only if you count the crumbs

Who ate the last donut from the break room?

It was probably Karen from HR

Today's Agenda

9:00am: Meeting with the CEO (aka The Overlord)

10:00am: Caffeine Overload Support Group

11:00am: The weekly "Who's Turned the Coffee Machine Off Again?" meeting

Discuss

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