MONDAY MORNING MELODIES

Welcome to the most uneventful day of the week

We're not really sure why we bothered, but here's your Monday morning dose of bland, uninspired drudgery:

• Brewing the Caffeine: The Art of Not Getting Out of Bed
• Crushing the Dreams: Why You'll Never Be a Rockstar
• Overthinking the Entirety of Your To-Do List

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